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guy ([personal profile] guy) wrote2009-05-03 12:26 am

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jealousy is an ugly thing
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[personal profile] hijikata 2009-05-17 05:06 am (UTC)(link)
YOUR DICK?
HARSH
I THOUGHT YOU HAVE A VAGINA LAST NIGHT
but i guess it was a pretty small dick

[personal profile] ex_ami727 2009-05-17 05:08 am (UTC)(link)
OH SILLY.
I KEEP TELLING YOU.
JUST BECAUSE YOU HUMP A MIRROR WITH A CUT-OUT PICTURES OF MY FACE DOES NOT MEAN YOU'RE HAVING SEX WITH ME~!

BECAUSE I WOULD PLOW MY HARD DICK INTO YOUR ASS SO FAST, SO DEEP THAT YOU WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO SEE ANYTHING BUT COCK FOR WEEKS.

SORRY YOU WERE RUBBING AGAINST A REFLECTION OF YOUR OWN SAD WEE-WEE. :(
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[personal profile] hijikata 2009-05-17 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
OH BUT ATLEAST THE CUT OUT PICTURE WAS PRETTIER THEN THE ACTUAL THING :)
AND PROBABLY GETS MORE TOO!

[personal profile] ex_ami727 2009-05-17 05:18 am (UTC)(link)
TRUST ME, THE REAL THINGS STILL GET MORE THAN YOU.
NO AMOUNT OF PHOTOSHOPPING COULD SAVE THAT FACE. OR THAT ASS. OR THAT GUT.

YOUR ENTIRE BODY IS A SHAME UPON THE HUMAN RACE. IF YOU COULD EVEN BE RADICAL ENOUGH TO CALL IT A HUMAN BODY.

SO KEEP RIDING THAT MIRROR, BB. LET'S HOPE IT DOESN'T BREAK OR THAT'S JUST SEVEN YEARS OF SHIT ON YOUR ALREADY UGLY EXISTENCE.
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[personal profile] hijikata 2009-05-17 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
KEEP LYING TO YOURSELF

IT MIGHT MAKE YOU FEEL
LESS LIKE A WHORE
FOR SAYING THAT

MY DICK
IS BIGGER THEN YOUR WHOLE EXISTENCE
that says alot